Life poses so many damn questions
You can't answer half of them
It gets so irritating sometimes
Don't think I don't know
Your Peter Pan Complex really pisses me off
You try to hang your shit on me of all people
When you wear unmatching clothes
I honestly think you're an idiot
Theoretically speaking to all of you
I'm a horrible public speaker
Although those who know me well
Know I'm not afraid to voice my opinions
Organized religion isn't my style
I'm not an avid church goer
Does that mean I'll burn in hell
Some say I'm looking for a modern day miracleI once met a man with a sense of adventure
He was dressed to trill
Wherever he went he said
"Let's make love on a mountain top
Under the stars, on a big hard rock"
I said, "In these shoes? What is this, the Peace Corps?"
I said, "Honey, let's do it here"
So we're sitting at a bar in Guadalajara
In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes
He says, "I got a powerful horse outside
Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride
I know a little place
We can get there 'fore the break of day"
I said "In these shoes?
No way Jose"
I said "Honey, let's stay right here
No le guta caminar
No puede montar a caballo
Como se puede bailar
Es un escandalo
Then I met an Englishman
"Oh," he said, "Are you American?"
"Won't you walk up and down on my spine
It makes me feel strangely alive"
I said, "In these shoes?
Oh, I doubt you'd survive"
I said, "Honey, let's do it"
No le gusta caminar
No puede montar a caballo
Como se puede bailar
Es un escandalo